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Taako’s Correspondence School & Sizzling Chef Bundle


  • comedy
  • fantasy


  • PG13+
Multi mailing experience
The narrative of this Experience is centred around solving puzzles.

Wizarding classes are now in session — in partnership with the fabulous McElroy family.

Regular price Sale price
$1,000,000.00 USD   $109.99 USD

There is a lead time of 10-14 business days before your shipment leaves our facility.

“You want to learn magick. I want to teach you magick.”

We are tremulous with excitement and jubilation to bring you our collaboration with The McElroy Family — oldest brother Justin, middlest brother Travis, and sweet baby brother Griffin, alongside their father and radio legend, Clint — creators and performers of The Adventure Zone podcast.

Enrol in Taako’s Correspondence School today to start mastering the magical arts (and helping Taako on his misadventure).



The Adventure Zone is a bi-weekly comedy and adventure podcast based loosely on the popular Dungeons & Dragons game series, along with other role-playing games.

The tale will be told through several documents and activities sent to you by post, in addition to an interactive component will allow you to submit your work directly to Taako through a digital Stone of Far Speech. The second correspondence expands the story further and concludes with a unique reward that you can display in your home for all your hard work, making friends jealous and enemies envious.

But your journey will not end there. For beneath the surface of your magical education, Taako will draw from his roots and also give you… an edible education. With the Sizzling Chef Bundle, you will receive an official Chef's hat, certificate, and other items of cookery and cuisine. The Sizzling Chef Bundle will arrive with the second correspondence.



Taako’s Correspondence School is a comedic puzzle adventure that is suitable for audiences over 13 years old (some of the puzzles may be too challenging for young readers). Guardians beware: Taako has a foul mouth. Your recipient will enjoy this Experience if they like the Adventure Zone, magic, solving puzzles, and Harry Potter.



  • A Wizard’s wand in a wooden box
  • Chefs hat, cookie cutters, and recipe cards
  • Personalized Certificates of Completion
  • Beautifully designed internal boxes
  • Lesson plans containing mazes, puzzles, and games
  • Extensive online content

    “I’m very excited about this Experience. Sure, I find that I’m hit-or-miss when it comes to interacting with Taako, but I suppose when you’ve had our history... there’s going to be good days, and then there are days he makes you jump off a motorcycle onto a tank and into a laser beam. I can never stay mad for long.”

    — Anon