We'll never tell! // The truth? You couldn’t handle the truth! // Behind every question is a locked door. // The less you know, the better. //

In a drafty warehouse our team of intrepid explorers, haunted collectors, and burgeoning occultists toil away in worlds of mystery, adventure, and the macabre.

If you’ve come for answers, prepare to leave empty-handed. // Ask a hundred questions, get a hundred lies. // Our lips are sealed. // No secrets... just mysteries. //

Who are we?

Oh, we’re around. Our small team includes storytellers, curators, and designers who dream up the unthinkable and bring it to life. Though mostly, we work in the shadows, just out of sight, orchestrating something you’ll likely never see coming. Just know that we craft everything that we sell and our work spans hidden warehouses, as well as places best left unnamed.

Our Products

We don’t just ship a package—we create an experience, a storyline, an moment designed to linger in your mind long after you’ve uncovered it all. Unpack an adventure at your dining room table, living room floor, or the ritualistic altar you just happen to have in your basement.

Some of the charming things that have been said—sometimes rapturous, sometimes puzzled, always intrigued. Those who’ve dared to let us in speak of a journey that left them shaken and hooked.

Neil Patrick HarrisCustomer

“The coolest thing you can get in your mailbox.”

CraigCustomer

"What is this moon logic! I bought the Doomensions expecting it to reveal the secrets of the universe, or at least give me tomorrow's lottery numbers. After 72 hours of intense concentration, chanting, and an unreasonable amount of candlelight, the box didn't even glow ominously like I thought it would! 0/10, I demand ancient knowledge or a full refund."

The WirecutterThe New York TImes

“Made me feel like a keen-eyed detective.”