Have you been struggling with the concept of que cera cera? With the bitter knowledge of the eventual heat death of the universe? Or are you just immensely curious about whether the Toronto Maple Leafs will ever win the Stanley Cup again?*
This bundle combines our popular "How You Will Die Die" with the world's weirdest tarot-sized oracle deck by our friends at Arcane Bullshit, to cover all your esoteric divination needs. Will you be dismembered by a yeti or fall victim to a clown surprise? Is your future represented by Big Sexy Satan or a baseball goat? Find out this holiday season!
And there's more: should you die in a manner that is not the one foretold by either of these mortal instruments, your estate may return this bundle to us for a full refund of the sale price.
*The answer is no. We don't need this bundle to tell you that. Sorry, Leafs fans.