Mysterious Package Company

If God was going to play dice with the universe, it would probably be with this d20. Discover your hilariously absurd method of expiration with the "How You Will Die Die", a mammoth 45-mm math rock of Biblical - or rather, Necronomical - proportions, which comes in its own giant dice bag. 

So certain are we of the accuracy of this item that, should your passing be in a manner other than what the die indicates, your estate may return the How You Will Die Die to us for a full refund (and our sincerest condolences.)

Sides include:

AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION
DEFENESTRATION
IMPLOSION
AMBUSHED BY NINJA
DISMEMBERED BY YETI
INDUSTRIAL BLENDER
REPLICANT REVOLT
ALIEN LARVAE
BROKEN HEART
EATEN BY LEOPARDS
GOT THE VAPORS
AMOROUS OCTOPUS
MARSHMALLOW AVALANCHE
CLOWN SURPRISE
1970S JELLO RECIPE
KNIFE GHOSTS
TOO MANY OREOS
EXISTENTIAL DREAD
EXPLODING D20
RATHER ABRUPTLY

This die is GUARANTEED not to say Covid-19. 

Are you a fan of strange and wonderful dice, but prefer something a little less morbid? Check out our High Roller all-20 d20. Or, instead, complete your dread-dice collection with our Dice of the Dead.