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Crate of Cthulhu
This experience is narrative-only.

 

The Crate of Cthulhu

We have often acquired items of disturbing nature. But never before have we come across an object so abjectly horrifying in its implications.

Our contact‘s hands shook as he handed us this box. At first we thought him paranoid, fearing phantom assassins. But after opening that damned crate ourselves we realized the agents of the cult were all too real. Real, yes, but also the least of his fears.

Surely our members are familiar with the pulp contrivances of Mr. Lovecraft, whose feverish imaginings pass in and out of vogue. How terrible to realize his overwrought fictions are only sensational corruptions of the truth! How and where he laid his hands on the manuscript in this crate I do not know — but surely that knowledge haunted him to his dying day, as it will us. And perhaps you.

The typewritten document could be dismissed as the ramblings of a madman. The newspaper articles as coincidence. Even the bas-relief of the lunatic artist confirms little by itself... but the statue! The statue! The famous icon of Lovecraft's tale here revealed to the gaze and touch in all its scabrous, otherworldly malice. What hand made it? What vision inspired it? And what madness in the deep slumbers still, but must one day wake?

It is an altogether remarkable find. Yet even now I question the wisdom of unleashing the information contained therein onto the wider world. For after such knowledge, what forgiveness?

 

Audience

The Crate of Cthulhu is a horror experience that is not appropriate for young audiences or those who might be sensitive to disturbing material. Your recipient will enjoy it if they are fans of H.P. Lovecraft and weird fiction.

Contents

  • Uncooperative wooden crate
  • A strange idol not from this world
  • A stone bas relief
  • A metal tin containing documents surrounding the provenance of the idol, and the fate of those who came across it
  • A replica of the manuscript for The Call of Cthulhu

    * Package will be shipped in 7-14 days

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    Reviewed by Nelson W.
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    Rated 5 out of 5
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    An experience like no other dark and compelling!!!

    I felt the ever looming presence of something sinister ever since it arrived. I was tempted to leave it undisturbed and hidden away in the darkness of my home. Unfortunately for me I decided to sleep on the decision. But my dreams that night were dark and strange, The Mysterious package would not let find peace in slumber. I woke disoriented in the darkness , a force compelling me to open the package and........

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    Reviewed by Rex F.
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    Excited

    I haven't had the chance to open it yet, I'm saving it to open with my SO. The crate itself is very intriguing.

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    Reviewed by Bryan T.
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    Pure lovecraftian awesome

    This package is an amazing tribute to lovecraftian fans everywhere. The statue details are amazing and the manuscript and included snippets have a very authentic feel, really ringing true to the story. Very awesome and would highly recommend.

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    Reviewed by Nolan B.
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    Gift for my person

    I came across the crate of Cthulhu through social media and thought it was a very neat concept. Rather than get it for myself, I got it for my person as a holiday gift in hopes that they would enjoy it (that way I still could). Watching them open it Christmas day was such a delight. I had an idea of what was in there's but I didn't realize how many cool things were actually packed into the crate, not to mention the hardwood nailed shu crate itself. Diving into one of these was great fun and we are already planning our next box.

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    Reviewed by Elizabeth H.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Fantastic product!

    This crate was amazing. Really enjoyed it!

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