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Crate of Cthulhu

We have often acquired items of disturbing nature. But never before have we come across an object so abjectly horrifying in its implications.

Our contact‘s hands shook as he handed us this box. At first we thought him paranoid, fearing phantom assassins. But after opening that damned crate ourselves we realized the agents of the cult were all too real. Real, yes, but also the least of his fears.

Surely our members are familiar with the pulp contrivances of Mr. Lovecraft, whose feverish imaginings pass in and out of vogue. How terrible to realize his overwrought fictions are only sensational corruptions of the truth! How and where he laid his hands on the manuscript in this crate I do not know — but surely that knowledge haunted him to his dying day, as it will us. And perhaps you.

The typewritten document could be dismissed as the ramblings of a madman. The newspaper articles as coincidence. Even the bas-relief of the lunatic artist confirms little by itself... but the statue! The statue! The famous icon of Lovecraft's tale here revealed to the gaze and touch in all its scabrous, otherworldly malice. What hand made it? What vision inspired it? And what madness in the deep slumbers still, but must one day wake?

It is an altogether remarkable find. Yet even now I question the wisdom of unleashing the information contained therein onto the wider world. For after such knowledge, what forgiveness?

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  • 1 mailing experience
  • This Experience is presented only through narrative elements

Synopsis

The Crate of Cthulhu will immerse you in H.P. Lovecraft’s infamous tale, bringing to life all the documents and artifacts mentioned in the original work.

Audience

The Crate of Cthulhu is a horror experience that is not appropriate for young audiences or those who might be sensitive to disturbing material. Your recipient will enjoy it if they are fans of H.P. Lovecraft and weird fiction.

Contents

  • Uncooperative wooden crate
  • A strange idol not from this world
  • A stone bas relief
  • A metal tin containing documents surrounding the provenance of the idol, and the fate of those who came across it
  • A replica of the manuscript for The Call of Cthulhu
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    Reviewed by Max
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    Very cool!

    I sent this to my wife for her birthday, she was very creeped out by it! She gets genuine spooky vibes from the statue, and the coin has a satisfying weight to it. Very worth it.

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    Reviewed by Darren K.
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    Fantastic crate

    The idol occupies a prominent place in my home, the coin is on display, and I love all the goodies that came with them!

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    Reviewed by Gabriel S.
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    Worked too well

    I snagged this box, and when I was showing it off to my friends, I freaked them right out. I have friends that live next to one of the key locations mentioned in the fiction, and when I showed them the rather convincing label on the front, they were legitimately concerned that I'd picked up an artifact from the British Museum of Natural History XD

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    Reviewed by Todd
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    Great service!!!!

    A great company and product, the artifact that I originally got arrived damaged(I have no idea how, the quality of the packing is amazing) and they quickly replaced the damaged item. The production quality of the items is top notch.

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    Reviewed by Michael B.
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    Crate of Cthulhu

    I sent this to my son for his birthday,. He is a big Lovecraft fan and he absolutely loved it. He loved how realistic all of the clues and pictures were, as well as the figure. Thanks so much.

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